Aldric and Pokemon

Let me tell you about Aldric’s Pokemon.

He acquired the Mankey for $5, rescuing it from a child trainer who was mistreating it. The infernape (f) treats it somewhere between a plushie and a child and frankly, the Mankey isn’t sure how he feels about that.

The Archen hates EVERYONE, including Aldric, but refuses to be released or traded.

The Houndoom’s name is Derp, which offends people until they meet him, because he loves everybody, and is the most friendly pokemon you’ll ever meet. He is not very effective at keeping everyone off of Aldric’s lawn.

Abby, (Absol, F) loves to be brushed. So much she’ll get dirty on purpose. She also loves sparkles, and will get into jars of sparkles if she can find them, coating herself in them.

The Sneasel adopted Aldric, and is always running off and getting into trouble, but always runs right back to Aldric when he gets caught, and Aldric always bails him out.
Conclusion: Aldric is a soft touch when it comes to his Pokemon.